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20 funny birthday wishes for your husband on Facebook

Is it your wonderful husband's Birthday today, and you are looking for some funny birthday wishes to post on his Facebook timeline? Here we have compiled a list of 20 hilarious birthday wishes that you can use.

Relationship Expert Amy Clark September 29, 2022 • 6 minutes read
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If your husband has a good sense of humor, these birthday wishes and quotes will definitely make him laugh. Go ahead and show your darling husband how much you love and care for him by sending him a virtual birthday card!

10 funny birthday messages for your husband on Facebook

Marriage is all about love, trust, understanding, and of course, a whole lot of laughter. So make sure you add some humor to your husband’s Birthday by sending him one of these funny birthday wishes!

1. To the best husband in the world, who always knows how to make me laugh – I hope your Birthday is as wonderful and hilarious as you are!

This cute message is the perfect way to show your husband how much you appreciate his sense of humor and how much you enjoy spending time with him.

2. Happy Birthday from the best gift that you’ll ever receive: ME! Sending you lots of love, my handsome husband!

Facts! You are the best gift your husband will ever receive, so make sure he knows it on his Birthday!

3. You’re so lucky to have such a wonderful wife like me! Happy Birthday, Hubby!

I mean, you’re probably right. He is pretty lucky to have you!

4. For your Birthday, I wanted to get you something to remind you of your youth, but they were sold out of cave art and dinosaur bones. Happy Birthday, birthday boy!

That’s what I call a nice burn! But in all seriousness, this message is perfect for the husband who loves to joke around.

5. We’re going to need a flame thrower to light up all your candles! Happy Birthday, my love!

Better get the fire extinguisher ready too, just in case! This is a great birthday message for husbands who are starting to get a little bit older.

6. Happy Birthday, Handsome! I feel so lucky to have a husband who is almost as good-looking as me!

You must be very good-looking if you can say this to your husband and still be telling the truth!

7. Honey, I know you’re 30 going on 16, but it’s time to start acting your age! Happy Birthday!

We all get older, but that doesn’t mean we have to grow up! Send your husband this message if he’s still got a young heart and loves to have fun.

8. Happy Birthday, my love! I’m so grateful to have you in my life – even though you do drive me a little crazy sometimes!

Awww, this message is so sweet and loving, with just a hint of sarcasm. The perfect way to show your husband that you love him, imperfections and all!

9. Happy Birthday, Honey! May all your birthday wishes come true - except for the illegal ones!

Make sure your husband knows that you support his dreams and aspirations – just not the illegal ones!

10. Happy Birthday to the only person I would rescue in the event of a zombie apocalypse!

Let’s face it, in the event of a zombie apocalypse, your husband would be pretty high up on the list of people you would want to save! So why not let him know with this funny birthday message.

10 hilarious birthday wishes for your husband on Facebook

Laughter is the key to a happy and long-lasting relationship. So make sure you add some humor to your husband’s Birthday by sending him one of these funny birthday wishes!

1. You appear more and more handsome with age, my love! But then again, my eyesight is also getting worse with age!

Just because you’re getting older doesn’t mean you have to stop making jokes! This message is perfect for the husband who loves to laugh – and make others laugh too.

2. Happy Birthday to my husband, who has excellent taste!

He sure does – he married you, didn’t he?

3. Your Birthday is important to me, Husband! It means that you are off the couch for one day out of the year!

Do you have a lazy partner who loves to spend all his time on the couch? If so, this is the perfect message for him!

4. No wrapping paper can wrap all my love for you. That’s why I have no gift for you this Birthday.

This is such a cute way to show your husband how much you love him while also keeping things light and funny.

5. Happy Birthday to one of the few people I can actually tolerate on a daily basis!

That’s a big compliment, especially when you’re an introvert who doesn’t really like people!

6. I’m so glad that you were born! Otherwise, I would have to keep dating idiots.

You speak the truth! We all have to kiss a few frogs before we find our prince charming.

7. I’m glad I swiped right! Happy Birthday, Handsome!

Did you meet your husband on a dating app? If so, this is the perfect message for him!

8. I’ll love you even when you’re old and gray, which actually isn’t too far away! Happy Birthday, my gorgeous husband!

This is such a sweet message, with just a hint of sarcasm. The perfect way to show your husband that you love him, no matter how old he gets!

9. Happy Birthday, my dear husband! The year you start lying about your age has finally arrived!

We all have to get a little creative with our age when we start getting older. If your husband is starting to lie about his age, then this is the perfect message for him!

10. Happy Birthday, my love! Thank you for always being older than me!

If you’re married to a man who is a few years older than you, then this is the perfect message for him!

There you have it! A list of 20 funny birthday wishes for your husband that are sure to make him laugh. Choose one of these messages to post on his Facebook wall, or write one in a birthday card to give to him on his special day. No matter which message you choose, he’s sure to appreciate the sentiment!


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Amy Clark

Amy Clark is a freelance writer who writes about relationships, marriage, and family. She has been happily married for over ten years and loves her husband and three kids. Before …

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